I can’t deny it.
Perhaps…
Perhaps…?
*Nuzzles against your neck and hums slowly, biting you a little* Perhaps we can do that, then.
I’m sure you can think of something. ;’)
Well, your favourite thing seems to be getting roughed up a bit.
I can’t deny it.
Perhaps…
coolmombasaguy replied to your post: coolmombasaguy replied to your post: tomhardysswag…
Only that you exploit my sexual desires for comedy. Evil.You can exploit one of mine, if you’d like.
Hmm…
I’m sure you can think of something. ;’)
Well, your favourite thing seems to be getting roughed up a bit.
coolmombasaguy replied to your post: coolmombasaguy replied to your post: tomhardysswag…
Only that you exploit my sexual desires for comedy. Evil.You can exploit one of mine, if you’d like.
Hmm…
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No one currrr
You’re the worst one.
Well really, I do know that most of the ladies I know here go absolutely weak in the knees when I talk about things like my muscles or my broad shoulders and so on.
I went for a swim today after yoga and a very nice, very clueless woman tried to chat me up for quite a while. I can’t fault her, really. I was shirtless and I hadn’t my wedding band on because of the water, so…
Her face was quite a sight when Arthur all but slithered out of the pool and nearly draped himself over me, anyway.

You’ve never made that for me, so yes. You’ll need to practice so that I can test your work.
I’ll be sure to make it as fancy as I possibly can, so that you can experience dating a chef while being married to me.
:’) Wonderful.
You make the best pasta I’ve ever had and I’ve had a lot of it.
I’m sure you’ve had better. I’ll probably have to practice making macaroni and cheese, won’t I?
You’ve never made that for me, so yes. You’ll need to practice so that I can test your work.