All men dream, but not equally.
You make the best pasta I’ve ever had and I’ve had a lot of it.
I’m sure you’ve had better. I’ll probably have to practice making macaroni and cheese, won’t I?
You’ve never made that for me, so yes. You’ll need to practice so that I can test your work.
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You’re the best chef.
That’s more like it.
You make the best pasta I’ve ever had and I’ve had a lot of it.
I think it’s cute that they let people of your size do things like cook.
You’re just upset because you realized I’m eating like royalty for every course throughout the day and you’re not getting a whiff of it.
I’m going to hire a personal chef just to spite you.
It’s funny that you need to hire a chef to get food like mine.
No, you misunderstand. I’m going to do it in order to get food that supersedes yours so greatly that it’s comical.
I think it’s cute that they let people of your size do things like cook.
You’re just upset because you realized I’m eating like royalty for every course throughout the day and you’re not getting a whiff of it.
I’m going to hire a personal chef just to spite you.
I hope you burned your tongue.
It was so perfect and delicious I made another. Cook it up in olive oil, rub each slice of bread with a garlic clove after you’ve cooked it to give it a little extra kick. Bon appétit, motherfucker.
I think it’s cute that they let people of your size do things like cook.
Bothering you is a favourite activity of mine.
I will post photos of things I have been making in the kitchen lately. I will do it.
Do it.
Caprese grilled cheese on sourdough with mozzarella, Roma tomatoes, and fresh basil a.k.a. LUNCH
I hope you burned your tongue.
Bothering you is a favourite activity of mine.
I will post photos of things I have been making in the kitchen lately. I will do it.
Do it.
Bothering you is a favourite activity of mine.
Double Dipped French Toast
La Brea Bakery (Downtown Disney) Disneyland
